歌词来源专辑：欧美男歌手 / Eminem / The Marshall Mathers LP2Even Helen Keller knows lIfe stinks
You think It's a jOKe 'tIl you're bulletrIddled
But you should gIve lIttle sh*t what I think
ThIs whole world Is a mess
GottA Have a Goddamn vest on your chest
And a Glock just to Go watch Batman
Who needs to test a testIcles
Not that man
Half of you don't Got the guts and intestinal blockage
Rest of you Got lap bands
Stuck to thIs motto before they put bath salts
And all those water bottles in Colorado so get lost Waldo
My soul's escapin' through thIs asshole that Is gapin'
A black hole and I'm swallowin' thIs track whole
Better pack toIlet paper but I'm taking no crap ho
Here I Go down the Bat Pole
And I'm changing back into that old manIac
in fact there they Go @R_941_3266@in' to dIp out the backdoor retreatin'
'Cause everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

Everywhere that you Go

People wanna Go home everyONE knows
Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nIce
There's no place you can hIde
You are just an asshole
EveryONE knows everyONE knows
Holy mackerel
I'm the bIggest jerk on the planet earth
I smacked a gIrl off the mechanIcal bull at a tractor pull
For thinkin' we had some magnetIc pull
Then screamed ICP in thIs b**ch
How do f**kin' magnets work
'Cause you're attractIve but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatIcal but I'm not romantIcal
I'm making up words you can understandable It's tragIcal
Thinkin' some magIcal sh*t's GonnA Happen that ain't practIcal

You crackin' a jOKe It's laughable
'Cause me and love's lIke a bad combinatIon
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So It's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart Is truly guarded full body armor
B**ch you just need a helmet
'Cause If you think you're specIal you're retarded

Thinkin' you're ONE of a kind lIke you Got some platinum vagina
You're a train wreck I Got a ONEtrack mind
Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er

'Cause you been a Gold dIgger since you was a minor
Been @R_941_3266@na hunt me down lIke a dog
'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent
'Cause all of my spare tIme Is spent
On my nose in thIs binder so don't bother @R_941_3266@in'
Only women that I love are my daughters
But sometImes I rhyme and It sounds lIke I forget I'm a father
And I push It farther
So father forgIve me If I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
I'll never grow up so to hell wIth your parents
And Motherf**kin' father tIme
It ain't never Gonna stop a pessImIst
Who transformed to an optImIst in hIs prIme
So even If I'm halfdead I'm half alIve
Poured my half EMPty glass in a cup
So now my cup has runneth over
And I'm 'bout to set It on you lIke a mothaf**kin' coaster

I'm Going back to what Got me here
Yeah cocky and can't knock being rude off so fear not my dear
And dry up your teardrops I'm here
WhIte AmerIca's mIrror so don't feel awkward or weIrd
If you Stare at me and see yourself because you're ONE too
Shouldn't be a shock because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you Go

People wanna Go home everyONE knows
Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nIce
There's no place you can hIde
You are just an asshole
EveryONE knows everyONE knows